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De la dragul de Anahoret citire..

Cei sapte pitici in audienta la Papa. Nici n-au intrat bine in salon si Morocanosul iese în fata si, cu smerenie, intreaba:
— Excelenta voastra, am o intrebare mai delicata.
— Spune, fiule!
— Aici la Vatican , aveti calugarite pitice, ca noi asa?
Sfantul parinte cugeta:
— Nu, fiule!
In spate, ceilalti sase pitici isi dau coate… Morocanosul continua:
— Dar asa, in general, in Europa, exista calugarite pitice?
Inca o data raspunsul a fost negativ. Ceilalti sase izbucnesc in ras. Morocanosul le cere sa se calmeze si continua:
— Dar in lumea asta mare, exista calugarite pitice?
— Nu, fiule! nici macar una!
…Explozie de ras in spate.
— Dar de ce intrebi, fiule?
Ceilalti sase, deja in delir, striga printre hohote:
— A futut un pinguin! A futut un pinguin!

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...sorry.....I'm thinking of whiskey....it's whiskey that does all that stuff.

Never mind.

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De la dragul de Anahoret citire..

Anahoret??? Ai spus Anahoreet?? Pff, de cand n-am mai vorbit cu el!!!!!!

Sa fiu cuminte?!!
De mica il vedeam pe Tarzan plimbandu-se dezbracat. Cenusareasa venea acasa la 12 noaptea. Pinocchio zicea minciuni. Aladin era hot. Batman mergea cu 320 km la ora. Alba ca zapada locuia cu 7 barbati. Popeye fuma si era tatuat. Pacman alerga intr-o sala intunecata cu muzica electronica mancand pastile care-l agitau.
Prea tarziu! Nu e vina mea, este vina copilariei mele!